Since things have gotten relatively slow on the sports front, I've frequented some of the neighborhood message boards frequently. One theme that seems to be constant is the frustration with those that have been bestowed the job of providing opined viewpoints in the local print media. Your creative writing style as well as the wisdom you've gained from life experiences, would in my mind make you the perfect local candidate for that job! I've thought on more than one occasion that your writing ability mirrors very closely to that of the late Lewis Gizzard, and I'm sure folks from all side of the political spectrum here in the Charlotte County area would enjoy reading your material!
