Ever since Wilddog10 posted about those $1 PBR's the other day, Nu'Trelle come up wiff a thirst for some cold beers.
Last night he finished off what he had leff of a 1.75 liter of Beefeaters an were forced to call Wavebb. The phone seem to ring longer than usual.
Wave: "You're on the air, Caller #783. What can the ballboy due for you today?"
Nu'Trelle: "I'm here in the trailer and run out. Can you hepp me out?"
Wave: "Nope. If you need Beefeaters, you'll have to ride your Schwinn."
Nu'Trelle: "Won't work. I got a thirst for cold beer. Please bring me over a case."
Wave: "I ain't bringin you no case of beer. Call peezy. He your buddy now."
Nu'Trelle couldn't call peezy an axe for no beer. If he wasn't babysitting his two little girls, he'd probably be in his underwear secretly billing Choctaw_fan.
So he dialed up Silver King as quick as he could.
SK: "This is Silver King - also known as 'The Tarpon Flash'. Can't take your call right now. I'm over at the Fish Bowl tryin to improve on my 9.2 40 time. Just leave me a message."
Things looked bleak.
Three hours later, the floorboards on Nu'Trelle's porch squeaked. It were Wave.
Nu'Trelle: "Whatchu need man?"
Wave: "Ain't you sed you want a case a beer?"
Nu'Trelle: "Yeah. Sit it down in the kitchen. And put 6 in the ice box."
Wave: "Ain't no room. Look like you already got you a case. How you do that?"
Nu'Trelle: "Called up 'Uber Drinks'."
Wave acted pissed. Don't know why.
Couple hours later SK finally call back.
Nu'Trelle: "Why you callin my ass up close to midnight?"
SK: "Had people ahead of you. You were message #175."
Nu'Trelle: "You improve on your 40 time?"
SK: "Best I could do were a 9.6. Had a 2 mph headwind today. Nomsayin?"
Nu'Trelle: "I woulda turned around an run it backwards."
SK: "I tried that. Fell on my ass 4 times. Took a minute twenty flat. What you need?"
Nu'Trelle: "Wave brought me over a case of beer today and now I'm in trouble."
SK: "Just go to bed an sleep it off. Everything will be fine tomorrow."
Nu'Trelle: "No, it won't. Wave made me promise to only drink on days that end with a 'Y'."
SK: "Every day ends with a 'Y', fool. They didn't 'splain that to you at Ohio State?"
Nu'Trelle: "What about I wanna drink 'tomorrow'? Tomorrow don't end with no damn 'Y'."
SK: "Sure it do. Tomorrow is 'Wednesday'. That have a 'Y', don't it?"
Nu'Trelle: "Okay, but what about 'After that' or 'Sabado'... ain't no 'Y' in them, is they?"
SK: "Jesus H. Christ."
Last night he finished off what he had leff of a 1.75 liter of Beefeaters an were forced to call Wavebb. The phone seem to ring longer than usual.
Wave: "You're on the air, Caller #783. What can the ballboy due for you today?"
Nu'Trelle: "I'm here in the trailer and run out. Can you hepp me out?"
Wave: "Nope. If you need Beefeaters, you'll have to ride your Schwinn."
Nu'Trelle: "Won't work. I got a thirst for cold beer. Please bring me over a case."
Wave: "I ain't bringin you no case of beer. Call peezy. He your buddy now."
Nu'Trelle couldn't call peezy an axe for no beer. If he wasn't babysitting his two little girls, he'd probably be in his underwear secretly billing Choctaw_fan.
So he dialed up Silver King as quick as he could.
SK: "This is Silver King - also known as 'The Tarpon Flash'. Can't take your call right now. I'm over at the Fish Bowl tryin to improve on my 9.2 40 time. Just leave me a message."
Things looked bleak.
Three hours later, the floorboards on Nu'Trelle's porch squeaked. It were Wave.
Nu'Trelle: "Whatchu need man?"
Wave: "Ain't you sed you want a case a beer?"
Nu'Trelle: "Yeah. Sit it down in the kitchen. And put 6 in the ice box."
Wave: "Ain't no room. Look like you already got you a case. How you do that?"
Nu'Trelle: "Called up 'Uber Drinks'."
Wave acted pissed. Don't know why.
Couple hours later SK finally call back.
Nu'Trelle: "Why you callin my ass up close to midnight?"
SK: "Had people ahead of you. You were message #175."
Nu'Trelle: "You improve on your 40 time?"
SK: "Best I could do were a 9.6. Had a 2 mph headwind today. Nomsayin?"
Nu'Trelle: "I woulda turned around an run it backwards."
SK: "I tried that. Fell on my ass 4 times. Took a minute twenty flat. What you need?"
Nu'Trelle: "Wave brought me over a case of beer today and now I'm in trouble."
SK: "Just go to bed an sleep it off. Everything will be fine tomorrow."
Nu'Trelle: "No, it won't. Wave made me promise to only drink on days that end with a 'Y'."
SK: "Every day ends with a 'Y', fool. They didn't 'splain that to you at Ohio State?"
Nu'Trelle: "What about I wanna drink 'tomorrow'? Tomorrow don't end with no damn 'Y'."
SK: "Sure it do. Tomorrow is 'Wednesday'. That have a 'Y', don't it?"
Nu'Trelle: "Okay, but what about 'After that' or 'Sabado'... ain't no 'Y' in them, is they?"
SK: "Jesus H. Christ."
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