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The latest scoop ... Hurricane coach might soon be available.

A well-known Dade County publication have reported that UM HC Mark Rick is best friends with recently-fired NBC Today Show host Matt Lauer. According to anonymous sources Rick and Lauer recently met up with Greg Schiano in Pennsylvania where the three were caught trying to smuggle an entire Boy Scout troop into the correctional Institution where Jerry Sandusky is housed.

Nu'Trelle tryed to get mo details for y'all but Roy Moore, Al Franken and Jimmy Swaggart were unavailable for comment. Wave tried to contack acktivists Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton, but were told that no rioting would occur unless at lease one black man become implicated.
 
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STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK
Il Jung Un and the Hillbillies apparently had a done deal until Il Jung told them he wanted an extra $3.5 million a year to bring his hairstylist to Rocky Top. The Hillbillies countered with $2.9 million, but negotiations broke down.

Il Jung have reported contacked Daytona Dan for GPS coordinates for Neyland Stadium.
 
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