Ha ha! OK, here's my Captain coming out. If you're going to buy one, learn rules of the road, basic seamanship and never take it off shore.
While I was in Maine, I got caught in an uncalled for 40 knot squall - I watched it move in and shortened sail (I was in 360 tons of schooner; not a 100 pound piece of plastic). Three Kayakers, one a guide, got caught by it. The guide and husband drowned, the wife was found by a lobsterman tied to her Kayak. She was incoherent and a few minutes from dying from hypothermia.
Kayakers have major issues every summer in Maine, they get run over in the fog, don't use navigation signals and in my opinion, they're as dangerous as Jet Skis, people just don't know what they're doing. Don't be that chick.