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Dropping a bomb: You read it here furse

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Any of you guys think "Truthfully" is the only one on here who got correck inside information?Think again. When people find out what Nu'Trelle discovered through his sources, the chit will truly hit the fan.

Just know this for now. A local coach at a local high school and his entire staff is effected. At this time, out of sheer respeck for peezy and absolute fear of miscellaneous board enforcers like Silver King, Nu'Trelle will not be naming any names or schools, but believe this, boys ... it will be the biggest news you've heard in years, making FL Varsity the best HS football forum around ... with or without paint.

And nothin is based on rumors, friends. It's all pure facks.

The coach and his staff already know that they're toast. That's a natural fack. One of Nu'Trelle next door neighbors said her hairdresser's husband has a third cousin by his first marriage who knows three or four kids who go to the school. He learned that the coaches and his entire staff has already removed every roll of toilet paper from every bathroom in the whole school. Girls restrooms included. How they did that, he didn't know for sure, but he know damn well rules was violated.

Nu'Trelle is also busy learning about trophy and shoulder pad removal. When he was in Wal-Mart yesterday, he overheard one of the hispanic grocery stockers saying that his sister-in-law have a older brother whose two daughters go to the school. A U-Haul van was seen parked near only a few blocks from the school and it was loaded clear to the top with cardboard boxes. We all know what that mean. Face the facks. It was most likely every trophy and shoulder pad in the whole damn school. All these people is guilty as hell.

For those who is wondering, no one have accused any the guilty parties of stealing no money as yet, but Nu'Trelle left $6.53 in change on his kitcthen counter which is now come up missing. There was also 4 cans of Yoo Hoo which has disappeared out his refrigerator. It's common knowledge that one of the guilty assistants drink 6-8 cans of Yoo Hoo per day and just by pure coincidence the grandaughter of a bar waitress that Nu'Trelle have known for over 25 years happened to tell her stepfather (who just was released from Lee County jail) that that SAME assistant were seen in a car parked only 15 to 20 streets from where Nu'Trelle trailer sit for no apparent reason. We all know what that means!

There is no doubt with all these facks on the books, that the unnamed shool will probably get the FHSAA death penalty and none of the guilty coaches will ever work again in FL.

When it all come down, just remember one thing: Nu'Trelle give you all the unvarnished troof right here on this board TODAY... and Truthfully didn't know chit about nothin.

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The coach and his staff already know that they're toast. That's a natural fack. One of Nu'Trelle next door neighbors said her hairdresser's husband has a third cousin by his first marriage who knows three or four kids who go to the school. He learned that the coaches and his entire staff has already removed every roll of toilet paper from every bathroom in the whole school. Girls restrooms included. How they did that, he didn't know for sure, but he know damn well rules was violated.
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That situation with the toilet paper, could become a real mess......if its not dealt with immediately!

Go Canes Go!
 
That situation with the toilet paper, could become a real mess......if its not dealt with immediately!
Fack 1: Gov. Scott have declared the school Natural Disaster and FEMA on the way in. In the meantime, several kids said that Truthfully been scene in the parkin lot sellin rolls for $2 dollar a piece or two for $5.
Forgot how much I've missed Neut's War and Peace sized diatribes.
Fack 2: War and Peace size??? SK haff to be kidding. Nu'Trelle done edited the furse draft 6 times. He was worried it contained more troof than most readers could handle.
 
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Now I just want a YooHoo been to many years!
YOO HOO Update
Nu'Trelle done give up on the police ever finding the 4 cans of Yoo Hoo that some "unnamed" rogue assistant football coach stole out his refrigerator a couple weeks ago. So he put Yoo Hoo on his shoppin list an went to WalMart. Guess what? They didn't have one can of Yoo Hoo in the whole damn store.

They had all kinds of Yoo Hoo, but they was in those little boxes and Nu"Trelle refuse to drink nothing out a damn box! Thinking maybe he screwed up an missed the six packs, he made 4-5 mo passes up and down the drink aisle. No dice.

So he decided to go out to the car, get a weapon, come back inside and get management straighten out. But it was rainin like hell, so he went back to the drink aisle one more time.


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Yep, there they was. Tucked in the far back corner of the last space on the drink aisle. 2 lonely 4-paks of Yoo Hoo 12 oz bottles. So Nu'Trelle bought boaf em and now is back in business til some cans come in.

Trelle cordially invited to come over an have a cold one if he can figure out how to get here in time.

Nu'Trelle just relieved he ain't locked up for manslaughter. He ain't own no guns, but always keep a weapon in the car. He bought it out an estate sale after Redd Foxx died. A 34 inch Louisville slugger that Redd had been soakin in 40 weight motor oil since July, 1946.

Nu'Trelle only came close to usin it once ... when jambun82's BFF invited him to a track meet. :rolleyes:
 
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