(Phone rings - Caller ID says 'Wave')
Nu'Trelle: "Now what?"
Wavebb: "You better get that apostrophe out your name an go back to bein plain ole 'Neutral', Neutral."
Nu'Trelle: "You want me to go by 'Neutral Neutral'?"
Wavebb: "That'd be better than 'Nu'Trelle'. I just read in 'EMT Today' that people who got an apostrophe in their first name is 20 times more likely to be killed in a drive-by then people who got first names wiff only one syllable."
Nu'Trelle: "You know what, dude, that's a good reason to stop readin 'EMT Today'.
Wavebb: "People also high risk who have first names with 8 syllables or more."
Nu'Trelle: "Really. What you gonna do if your Mama name you De'Shawntavarius?"
Wavebb: "Demand that she leave you in the hospital. Wait for adoption and hope they names you 'Bob', nomsayin?"
Nu'Trelle: "On what basis they gonna hold you?"
Wavebb: "I don't know. Political Asylum?"
Nu'Trelle:: "Since when did you get political?"
Wavebb: "Ever since they took Trump off 'The Apprentice' and put him on the debates."
Nu'Trelle: "That isn't a show, fool. He's running for President of the United States."
Wavebb: "Good. If he wins, maybe he'll fire all the regular politcians."
Nu'Trelle: "Who would Trump hire to replace them? Gary Busey? Dennis Rodman?"
Wavebb: "Naw, he should stick with people wiff unique, compilcated first names and apostrophes."
Nu'Trelle: "Why he would do that?"
Wavebb: "Wouldn't haff to worry much about term limits no more."
Nu'Trelle: "Now what?"
Wavebb: "You better get that apostrophe out your name an go back to bein plain ole 'Neutral', Neutral."
Nu'Trelle: "You want me to go by 'Neutral Neutral'?"
Wavebb: "That'd be better than 'Nu'Trelle'. I just read in 'EMT Today' that people who got an apostrophe in their first name is 20 times more likely to be killed in a drive-by then people who got first names wiff only one syllable."
Nu'Trelle: "You know what, dude, that's a good reason to stop readin 'EMT Today'.
Wavebb: "People also high risk who have first names with 8 syllables or more."
Nu'Trelle: "Really. What you gonna do if your Mama name you De'Shawntavarius?"
Wavebb: "Demand that she leave you in the hospital. Wait for adoption and hope they names you 'Bob', nomsayin?"
Nu'Trelle: "On what basis they gonna hold you?"
Wavebb: "I don't know. Political Asylum?"
Nu'Trelle:: "Since when did you get political?"
Wavebb: "Ever since they took Trump off 'The Apprentice' and put him on the debates."
Nu'Trelle: "That isn't a show, fool. He's running for President of the United States."
Wavebb: "Good. If he wins, maybe he'll fire all the regular politcians."
Nu'Trelle: "Who would Trump hire to replace them? Gary Busey? Dennis Rodman?"
Wavebb: "Naw, he should stick with people wiff unique, compilcated first names and apostrophes."
Nu'Trelle: "Why he would do that?"
Wavebb: "Wouldn't haff to worry much about term limits no more."
