-1 Hypocritical because you came back to read this and respond.
Son, you don't know bad jokes. We live in a world that plays football, and that football is supposed to be guarded by men that protect the integrity of the game. Who's gonna look after it? You? You, Baller 305? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for South Florida, and you curse the North and anyone from outside your area when they don't agree with you, even when you tell the rest of us our football is irrelevant. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the rest of the state also plays football, and while it doesn't happen often, sometimes the STA's and BTW's get beat by those other teams. And my existence, with bad jokes and all, may seem incomprehensible and grotesque to you, but it makes that point. You don't want to acknowledge the joke, because deep down in places you don't talk about at the clubs, you want teams you play to play with what they have, rather than recruit so you can dominate them, then feel good about yourself. Those teams use words like honor, rules, fair play, team. They use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending the integrity of the game. Miami / Dade posters use them as a punchline - the NW, Central and Killian drive bys who only come to crow the year they win it, maybe tell someone they're getting on a bus to drive up and kick their ass, then disappear when their best players transfer to next school that has a shot. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain my jokes, or listen to why those cats don't post here anymore, to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very rules the FCAA doesn't enforce, yet the ones my team abides by, and then questions the manner in which I try and reveal it. I would rather you just said, "ha ha that's funny we're the best ever" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you find a board where everyone agrees with you that South Florida is the only football that matters. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Great stuff SK. A few good men analogy to the "T"