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100% proof that Football causes permanent brain damage

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Former pro football running back Eric Dickerson claims that all Pro Football Hall of Famers (or their survivors, if they are deceased) should be paid a $300,000 per year pension.
 
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80% of the players who draw a pension ends up broke because they thought investing their salaries while playing or right after they retired was a good thing. 80% of them are broke so now they want the NFL to foot the bill for their mistakes
 
Actually, after Nu'Trelle had a little more time to think about this, old football players may have come up wiff a "genius level" idea.

Step One: You go to work for some outfit to earn an agreed upon sum, plus bonuses, if any.

Step Two: Years later, you notify them that they owe you a pension that was NOT previously agreed upon.

All of us were young at one time and held any number of temporary jobs ... just like football players. Nu'Trelle once bagged groceries for instance. He probably don't deserve no $300,000 per year off that, but wouldn't $5,000 a year be reasonable???

For a few summers, he mowed grass at a cemetery. Gave him a chance to work over lots of people and nobody talked back to him. Seem like $2,500 a year in pension money would be fair.

Deliverin pizzas was different. Had to use his own car and buy gas. He only did it a year or so in college, but the guy who own the place should probably be sendin Nu'Trelle at lease $2,500 to $3,000 per year ... to start.

Oops, almost forgot. Nu'Trelle done carried newspapers from the age of 10. Most of his customers is probably dead by now, but why should their kids be gettin off for free? Everybody whose parents lived on that street should be sendin Nu'Trelle $10-15 per month. Right is right. Right?

Nu'Trelle once worked for all of these damn peoples. He was there for them. What right does they have to be ungrateful for what he did? Why don't they show respeck for the services he perform? It make no sense!!!

Worse part of all were the fack the Nu'Trelle spent an entire lifetime thinking he had to worry about providing for hisself in his old age. Just think what he could have did with the money had he not been worried about that.

Hell, he coulda had some big-time bling hangin round his neck. He coulda been shovin him some cocaine up his nose. He coulda afforded hisself some of them high-dollar hookers.

Nu'Trelle coulda been sumbody.
 
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Didn't Eric Dickerson go to SMU and wasn't he part of that whole scandal? Guess that didn't pay enough and now he needs other sources of income.

BTW, my ex-husband got a portion of my lifetime DoD retirement but I only got a portion of his military retirement. He worked for the DoD for 15 years after that. Sometimes you get screwed and sometimes it's a blessing in disguise!
 
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Nomsayin' ain't nobody owes you nuttin.
Say what? Where the hell you get off tellin people like Eric Dickerson, Jim Brown and Nu'Trelle they ain't got no money comin?

Listen-up, SK. Forget about makin up silly-a$$ posts like this and get my damn check in the mail. Nomsayin?

Anybody got a mailin address for Wavebb? He, above all others, owe Nu'Trelle a ton of money.
 
Wavebb got a lot of cash on the Green Wave covering that 21 point spread gainst Charlotte (They talking Napes vs North Ft Myers 1968 type money). So, se's likely going to be flush, you need to get to him early Sat morning as soon as he comes from his bookie's apartment over on Anderson Ave.
 
Special message for LazL: Even if you owe Nu'Trelle a few bucks, don't worry bout a thing. Nobody lookin for nuthin from you til you back on your feet 100 percent.
 
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