I just got my first TROPHY from Rivals.

[Larry CuIpepper]

They must not know who I am. Trophies is what Larry does.

 

[swett2victory]

Rufus recently sat down with me Larry sir and try to explain the agenda:

Rufus told me you get X-amount of points for your first date.
Rufus told me you get X-amount of points for someone flirting with you.
Rufus told me you get X-amount of points for taking your new gal on numerous continuous dates.
Rufus told me you get X-amount of points for coming back to ol gal.
Rufus told me you get X-amount of points for telling ol gal, you like it a lot.
Rufus told me you get X-amount of points for ol gal actually making you a likeable fella.
Rufus told me you get X-amount of points for being a wimp and admitting to ol gal that you're addicted.
Rufus told me you get X-amount of points for telling ol gal that you cant get enough.
Rufus told me you get X-amount of points for taking ol gal to McDs and saying I LOVE IT.

I am curious to know if you get any points for telling ol gal that your phone volume is up all the way and youre sitting next to it waiting for her phone call.

 

[Larry CuIpepper]

The only conclusion I can draw from this is; it sounds to me like Rufus is trying to inveigle you into the sack.