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how to discipline a kicker in practice for the lulz

Pipe Dreams

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the board needs an all lower case funny post with weird paragraph formatting

everyone knows that kp is a smart and hilarious guy who gets to know his players. you wish you played for him

the best thing coach kp ever did in practice

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our kicker (adam cerissi- convert soccer player) misses fg in practice in goal line simulation

play resumes without kicker but hes lurking near the huddle. no clue about football and no lick of education in post-traumatic event kicker stealth philosophy

context: kicker is the quiet team clown, works hard, doesnt talk around coaches at all but is a pure legend w the boyz

so guy is lurking around the huddle with the offensive second teamers right next to coach in the line of players behind the LOS (you know how it is)

enter kp.

kp makes the kicker hand him the ball he uses to kick. kp punts the ball onto our game field (over a fence) and tells the kicker to run, get it, and bring it back to him.

kp repeats this probably 7-9 times

lesson taught. thats half a TD you left up there, hombre

kp is a legend.
 
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