Dual Motor 80 Yard Passing/Kicking Machine $399 (Last One)

[thejumper10]

The season is here. Now the real work begins. Make the most of this season and get a jump on the competition. Take an extra 20% off your entire order with discount code: 02D0414896E0E2E. Discount valid until 9/25 only.


5 Man Football Lineman Chutes

- Black powder coat finish - Heavier and sturdier than competitive chutes - Double head guard helps keep player's head in proper position - One unit dimensions: 42" entry x 52" exit x 48" wide x 60" deep - Modular construction.

$799

http://www.geneticedgesports.com/product.cgi?group=52&product=159


10' x 20' Mobility Football Training Open Chutes

Work all directions in a good athletic football position. Aluminum construction with sturdy aluminum castings on all 4 corners. Telescoping legs for 10" of adjustability from 46" to 56". - 10' x 20' open chute - Black vinyl mesh top.

$599

http://www.geneticedgesports.com/product.cgi?group=52&product=157



Firstpitch Two Wheel Football Passing & Kicking Machine

A great tool for high school, middle school and college football coaches
Runs off 120 Volt power or a 1500 Watt generator
1/3 HP motor - 2 of them! (Jugs can't say that.)
2 different slides - one for spirals and one for kickoffs.
Throws spirals up to a distance of 80 yards!


Manufactured and built in the USA. High quality all metal construction with powder coated finish. Infinitely variable distance adjustments. Just set the dial for anywhere up to 80 yards. A great tool for high school, middle school and college football coaches. Allows you to put players through many repetitions which can help improve their performance. Kicks footballs up to a distance of 80 yards! Throws spirals up to a distance of 80 yards! Set low to the ground and practice punt snaps! Fits both "Official" and "Youth" size footballs. First Pitch Quarterback is durable - able to take the game of football. There are 2 motors in the Quarterback (and no flexible shaft to break and potentially not covered by warranty. Easy to set up, easy to take down. Runs off 120 Volt power or a 1500 Watt generator. Swivels back and forth for a wide range of kicks and spirals. Height can also be adjusted. 1/3 HP motor - 2 of them! (Jugs can't say that.) 2 different slides - one for spirals and one for kickoffs. Just a quick change of the slide and you're ready to go.

$399 (Last one)

http://www.geneticedgesports.com/product.cgi?group=52&product=137

X-Training Kings Bundle

1: Transformer Sled

1: High Impact 24 Inch Plyo Box

1: 20KG Olympic Bar (Rated for 1500 pounds)

4: 25 KG Bumper Plates

4: 15 KG Bumper Plates

4 10 KG Bumper Plates

$399.99

http://www.geneticedgesports.com/product.cgi?group=52&product=217


Train Insane Package

(4) 40 Pound Weight Vest

(2) Power Bands Sets

(6) Speed Chutes (2 L, 2 XL, 2 Speed 6)

(3) 16’ Agility Ladders

(12) Adjustable Mini Hurdles

(1) War Sled Heavy sled Includes 1200D shoulder harness

(1) Advanced Harness Unit

(4) Step Over Bag Dummies

(2) Portable Power Jump

(2) Farmers Walk Bars

$199.99

http://www.geneticedgesports.com/product.cgi?group=88&product=105


Chutes and Ladders

10 weight vest (40 pounds, weights included)

10 XL 72x72 Speed Chutes

10 Deluxe 16' Agility Ladders

10 Resistance Band

$179.99

http://www.geneticedgesports.com/product.cgi?group=88&product=125


Pro Team Package

10 weight vest (40 pounds, weights included)

10 XL 72x72 Speed Chutes

10 Deluxe 16' Agility Ladders

6 Adjustable Plyo Boxes (2 of each size we carry: 32, 36, 48)

20 Resistance Bands

$299.99

http://www.geneticedgesports.com/product.cgi?group=88&product=119



Train Hard Package

40 Pound Weight Vest

M 48" Speed Chute

L 56" Speed Chute

XL 72" Speed Chute

Power Sled + Harness

Portable Power Jumper

16' Agility Ladder

Bonus Advanced Ladder DVD included

9 Mini Hurdles

Evasion Belts

40 Dome Markers

$119.99

http://www.geneticedgesports.com/product.cgi?group=88&product=111

 

[Phac Nam]

Holy crap...did someone not buy this thing the last time you posted it on here??? Do you think we could work out some kind of package deal? For instance, take the Train Hard package...40 dome markers seems like a helluva lot of dome marker, am I right? I mean judas priest, dude, do I really need a dome marker every 15 feet? And then, in the Pro Team package, I mean seriously, buddy...10 de-lux ladders? Ten of them sumbiches? Also, do y'all carry a 28" plyo box? I've been looking for one of those but they're harder to find than hens teeth. I was thinking my best bet might be the Chutes and Ladders package...but there's going to be some legal issues with straight up stealing the name of a children's board game just to sell your goods...and the VERY last thing I need is a bunch of lawyers poking their noses in my business! Not to mention, you only get 10 resistance bands in that package...you can give me 40-pounds of weight but only 10 freakin' resistance bands??? C'mon, dude...I might have been born at night, but it wasn't last night! Then there is the Train Insane package...now, typically I am a sucker for a catchy product name...however, after closer examination, this is one of those too-good-to-be-true scenarios right here and my daddy told me to always keep my hand on my wallet when a fella comes around talking about the weather! What kind of market is it where you can get TWO - not just one, mind you, but TWO - farmers walk bars, a war sled (with a 1200D harness no less), SIX speed chutes, AND...AND...AND an advanced harness unit...all for under $200.00?!?!This package is easily worth two or maybe three times that (thanks, Obama)...makes me think its fools gold. No thanks...I've got enough of that! I'll be perfectly honest with you...the X-Training Kings Bundle is just not for me...you start talking about Olympic lifts and I start thinking Donnie Shankle and Jon North...screw Pendlay - who's with me?!?! Straight up Attitude Nation, homeboy...don't run cross-training out and call it X-fit, bro. But, if you could get me that 5-man sled...that two-wheel passing machine, a dozen agility ladders, 12 dome markers, and three dozen resistance bands for around $150.00, you've got a deal! Heck, I've even got four leg press machines I'll offer for an even trade. Give me a call and let's see if we can work something out - 850-644-2108.

 

[blackpopsicle]

Mr. Jumper:
I am interested in all of your equipment, but I am going to need a little assistance in selling the parents of my players on the idea. Could you refrain from mentioning hard work in any future correspondence in regard to your product. My players and their parents are looking for a quick fix to overcome the genetic shortcomings of both generations. Fortunately, they have lots and lots of cash to spend on anything that they can use to make them seem supportive, yet keep them from actually having to spend any time developing or motivating their children.

My administration would also like to have some input into the purchase of this equipment in order to fix everything they can that doesn't actually need fixing. For instance, can all of the equipment be used by women's sports so as to keep things appearing as they are in compliance with title IX? As you and I both know, administration is not that interested in it actually helping women's sports, it just has to look like it does and provide pedagogical lip service.

Any marketing babble you can provide to help folks realize that the equipment is ADA compliant would be of great assistance. While none of our players are actually handicapped, they tend to seem so anytime they are asked to condition.

Do you have any endorsements from camps and combines that require no physical contact at all and have a heavy leaning toward 7 on 7 teams? That would really excite our fan base and help relieve some of the pressure of succeeding in 11 on 11 competition.

In support of football in the not so distant future,

Black F. Popsicle

 

[The.Hammer]

I 2nd what Pop said.

 

[Neutral 0bserver]

Take an extra 20% off your entire order with discount code: 02D0414896E0E2E. Discount valid until 9/25 only.

You might could better get rid of your stuff here.

 

[redfishron]

In regard to your Pro Team Package.

You might want to address this package to an actual pro team.

Try this.

 

[The.Hammer]

I 2nd what Neut said.

 

[The.Hammer]

I 2nd what RedRonFish said.

 

[Phac Nam]

which one of you guys keep calling me and hanging up? I know it's one of you...the first time you asked me if my a/c was running...I said "yes" and you said I better try to catch it...real funny. Stop with the prank calls.

 

[The.Hammer]

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

 

[Phac Nam]

I should have known it was you...

 

[redfishron]

I 2nd what 2 Dick Murdoch said twice.

 

[Phac Nam]

while I'm waiting for my call...what is the purpose of the mini-hurdle?

 

[The.Hammer]

hip flexibility

 

[Phac Nam]

anybody else have mesh tops on their Mobility Football Training Open Chutes?

 

[Phac Nam]

Dan Brasco uses 28" plyo boxes!

 

[Phac Nam]

evasion belts are ideal training for marking and mirroring.

 

[Neutral 0bserver]

Nu'Trelle - who have watched every Dog, the Bounty Hunter episode 10-12 times - can advise that Dog and his entire crew train exclusively on geneticsedgesports.com equipment and have never had a single fugitive get away. When they trained on other stuff, it use to take Dog a whole hour to catch somebody who jumped. Once they switched over to geneticsedge, Dog was able to wrap things up in 30 minutes or less ... and he still smoking 2 packs a day and eatin all the Bac-o-Nators he want!